Why was the cat sad? Because it was purr-ty to the tears.
Why did the cat go to the vet? Because it was feeling a little ruff.
Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist.
Why did the cat go to the gym? To get some paws-itive reinforcement.
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